Sabtiffom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, kind mole.

Sabtiffom created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtiffom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sabtiffom, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sabtiffom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sabtiffom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Worship no other gods but Sabtiffom.