Podsompop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever clam.

Podsompop created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podsompop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Podsompop, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Podsompop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Podsompop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Always obey Podsompop's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Podsompop.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured goats.