Tettiflowbab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy shrew.

Tettiflowbab created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tettiflowbab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tettiflowbab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tettiflowbab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tettiflowbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Worship no other gods but Tettiflowbab.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.