Pannurtsin Jiningnurweg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful gerbil.

Pannurtsin Jiningnurweg created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pannurtsin Jiningnurweg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pannurtsin Jiningnurweg, he will cry a lot.

Pannurtsin Jiningnurweg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pannurtsin Jiningnurweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect six zinc sculptures of Pannurtsin Jiningnurweg on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Do not eat melons.