Mitrutgatrap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective whale.

Mitrutgatrap created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitrutgatrap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitrutgatrap, it will not care.

Mitrutgatrap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mitrutgatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five otters approach from the west.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Never feed peanuts to birds while wearing kilts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitrutgatrap.

5. Never play with disobedient children.