Ruldotwit is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful
faun.
Ruldotwit created time and space two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruldotwit, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Ruldotwit, it will destroy your home planet.
Ruldotwit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Ruldotwit's Holy Commandments1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.
2. Do not hurt tapirs.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.