Podfebbun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak butterfly.

Podfebbun created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podfebbun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Podfebbun, she will turn you into a mouse.

Podfebbun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Podfebbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.