Labtarbep is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet wyrm.

Labtarbep created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Labtarbep, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Labtarbep, he will send minions to preach to you.

Labtarbep's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Labtarbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.