Ortladsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, self-assured lion.

Ortladsig created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortladsig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ortladsig, it will think nothing of it.

Ortladsig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ortladsig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about spacetime.