Tabyarlrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish guinea pig.

Tabyarlrig created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabyarlrig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tabyarlrig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tabyarlrig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tabyarlrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never feed bananas to great tits while wearing red hats.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.