Ladbimtan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak frog.

Ladbimtan created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladbimtan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ladbimtan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ladbimtan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ladbimtan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ladbimtan on top of all buildings.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not take Ladbimtan's name in vain.