Mifgodmip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish bat.

Mifgodmip created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgodmip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifgodmip, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mifgodmip's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mifgodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must pray to Mifgodmip six times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if three snails approach from the east.