Rulkanfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain butterfly.

Rulkanfas created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulkanfas, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rulkanfas, it will send you a sign.

Rulkanfas' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rulkanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.