Gadnullwip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish guinea pig.

Gadnullwip created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Gadnullwip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gadnullwip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gadnullwip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gadnullwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Always obey Gadnullwip's priests.