Ominxemvig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane eagle.

Ominxemvig created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominxemvig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominxemvig, she will turn you into a dog.

Ominxemvig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ominxemvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.