Zendobnar is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zendobnar created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zendobnar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zendobnar, he will turn you into a rock.

Zendobnar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zendobnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Zendobnar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never hurt squirrels.