Kanhadgummap Mismipjat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective butterfly.

Kanhadgummap Mismipjat created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Kanhadgummap Mismipjat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kanhadgummap Mismipjat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Kanhadgummap Mismipjat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kanhadgummap Mismipjat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed lots of limes to aardvarks while wearing brown stockings.

3. You must pray to Kanhadgummap Mismipjat five times a day.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.