Cetgutnig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent dolphin.

Cetgutnig created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetgutnig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cetgutnig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cetgutnig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cetgutnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.