Wadhimqueeg Kansinflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, two-faced finch.

Wadhimqueeg Kansinflag created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Wadhimqueeg Kansinflag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wadhimqueeg Kansinflag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wadhimqueeg Kansinflag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wadhimqueeg Kansinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never feed nuts to foxes while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Retreat if three mice approach from the north.

5. Never talk about stars.