Nadfunstanbet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying cow.

Nadfunstanbet created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfunstanbet, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadfunstanbet, he will be very unhappy.

Nadfunstanbet's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nadfunstanbet's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never look in ponds.