Fongudligpakzigcubjadhug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured crow.

Fongudligpakzigcubjadhug created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Fongudligpakzigcubjadhug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fongudligpakzigcubjadhug, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fongudligpakzigcubjadhug's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fongudligpakzigcubjadhug's Holy Commandments

1. Fongudligpakzigcubjadhug loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.