Baddidgov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever raven.

Baddidgov created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baddidgov, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Baddidgov, it will make you grow a tail.

Baddidgov's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Baddidgov's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must pray to Baddidgov four times a day.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat coconuts.