Missafbest is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured squirrel.

Missafbest created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Missafbest, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Missafbest, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Missafbest's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Missafbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. You must love Missafbest.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Missafbest must be the most important thing in your life.