Paddabsit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing horse.

Paddabsit created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paddabsit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Paddabsit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Paddabsit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Paddabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Paddabsit's priests.

2. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never paint your hands violet.