Babdissnarlsitgomparkveen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, irritating wyvern.

Babdissnarlsitgomparkveen created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdissnarlsitgomparkveen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Babdissnarlsitgomparkveen, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Babdissnarlsitgomparkveen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Babdissnarlsitgomparkveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to goats while wearing pink jumpers.

5. Do not covet oxen.