Arfdindin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful otter.

Arfdindin created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfdindin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arfdindin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arfdindin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Arfdindin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Arfdindin three times a day.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Arfdindin.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear kilts.