Monlenhubfontinratlit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited gerbil.

Monlenhubfontinratlit created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monlenhubfontinratlit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Monlenhubfontinratlit, he will turn you into a rock.

Monlenhubfontinratlit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Monlenhubfontinratlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never feed onions to birds while wearing fawn shorts.