Donbugcan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless goose.

Donbugcan created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donbugcan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Donbugcan, it will come to you in dreams.

Donbugcan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Donbugcan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.