Siskonmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless crab.

Siskonmeg created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Siskonmeg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Siskonmeg, he will be very unhappy.

Siskonmeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Siskonmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Siskonmeg.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.