Dimbetquim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty rhinoceros.

Dimbetquim created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dimbetquim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimbetquim, she will cry a lot.

Dimbetquim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dimbetquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never mention manatees.