Quillbifflag Sidapp Genyokwik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain warg.

Quillbifflag Sidapp Genyokwik created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbifflag Sidapp Genyokwik, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quillbifflag Sidapp Genyokwik, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Quillbifflag Sidapp Genyokwik's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Quillbifflag Sidapp Genyokwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing yellow trousers and balancing four silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Always help seals.