Hotdog is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered
dove.
Hotdog created the planet Saturn two million years ago.
If you believe in
Hotdog, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hotdog, it will destroy your favourite star.
Hotdog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Hotdog's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never run near grasshopers.