Gutbusnegtin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent dolphin.

Gutbusnegtin created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Gutbusnegtin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gutbusnegtin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gutbusnegtin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gutbusnegtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about archaea.