Hivdidnar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous wolf.

Hivdidnar created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivdidnar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivdidnar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hivdidnar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hivdidnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.