Vegsomstan is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, clever
hamster.
Vegsomstan created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vegsomstan, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Vegsomstan, he will be very sad.
Vegsomstan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Vegsomstan's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing cyan scarves and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.
4. Always look after injured sharks.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegsomstan.