Nibwitfit Kabyogvab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish lobster.

Nibwitfit Kabyogvab created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwitfit Kabyogvab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibwitfit Kabyogvab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nibwitfit Kabyogvab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nibwitfit Kabyogvab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never skip near bats.