Tamcangadbum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart warg.

Tamcangadbum created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tamcangadbum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tamcangadbum, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tamcangadbum's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tamcangadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamcangadbum.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear indigo shoes.

5. Run away from turquoise snails, for they are unholy.