Panyakhug is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful lion.

Panyakhug created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Panyakhug, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Panyakhug, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Panyakhug's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Panyakhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the west.

5. Never eat green fruit.