Mistittail is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive squirrel.

Mistittail created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mistittail, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mistittail, she will torture you forever.

Mistittail's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mistittail's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mistittail.

2. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.