Carfubyattdin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish cat.

Carfubyattdin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carfubyattdin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carfubyattdin, she will send you a sign.

Carfubyattdin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Carfubyattdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Carfubyattdin.

3. Hide if three frogs approach from the east.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to swans while wearing purple shoes.