Siddonrip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, weak jellyfish.

Siddonrip created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddonrip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Siddonrip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Siddonrip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Siddonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Siddonrip.

2. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help snails.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.