Fidnabsog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, benevolent horse.

Fidnabsog created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Fidnabsog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidnabsog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fidnabsog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fidnabsog's Holy Commandments

1. Fidnabsog loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Always help grasshopers.