Dunjapcin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered troll.

Dunjapcin created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunjapcin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dunjapcin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dunjapcin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dunjapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Learn five new languages a year.