Misflisbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable narwhal.

Misflisbet created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misflisbet, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Misflisbet, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Misflisbet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Misflisbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Misflisbet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your feet green.

5. Always help snakes in need.