Ranrutrow is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate dryad.

Ranrutrow created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranrutrow, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranrutrow, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ranrutrow's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ranrutrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ranrutrow's name in vain.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick whales.