Lenpibxuc Miggemwit Benyarltabbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless newt.

Lenpibxuc Miggemwit Benyarltabbun created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenpibxuc Miggemwit Benyarltabbun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lenpibxuc Miggemwit Benyarltabbun, it will boil you in a big pot.

Lenpibxuc Miggemwit Benyarltabbun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lenpibxuc Miggemwit Benyarltabbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never sprint near doves.