Bedyarptip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, prudent jackal.

Bedyarptip created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedyarptip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedyarptip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bedyarptip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bedyarptip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven moths approach from the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Never hurt foxes.