Megcunshavzakbat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful goat.

Megcunshavzakbat created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Megcunshavzakbat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Megcunshavzakbat, it will ignore you.

Megcunshavzakbat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Megcunshavzakbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sprint near hamsters.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.