Piddagwig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome spider.

Piddagwig created light two years ago.

If you believe in Piddagwig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Piddagwig, he will think nothing of it.

Piddagwig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Piddagwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing blue shorts and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.

2. Always obey Piddagwig's priests.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.