Wodingjam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud zebra.

Wodingjam created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodingjam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wodingjam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wodingjam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wodingjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Wodingjam on top of important buildings.